Monday, September 13, 2010

Woman vs. snail

There is a war for the possession of the vegie garden. At stake are dozens of small defenseless seedlings. Every night, I venture forth with torch in hand and kill all that I find of these vicious slimy creatures. I laugh an evil laugh at every squishy crunch under my boot.
As they would say in The Lord of the Rings, there will be no dawn for snails...

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